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“On this day in music history: May 1, 1967 - Elvis Presley marries Priscilla Beaulieu in a civil ceremony at the Aladdin Hotel in Las Vegas, NV. The ceremony lasts only eight minutes and is attended by a small group of family and... behindthegrooves:
“On this day in music history: May 1, 1967 - Elvis Presley marries Priscilla Beaulieu in a civil ceremony at the Aladdin Hotel in Las Vegas, NV. The ceremony lasts only eight minutes and is attended by a small group of family and... behindthegrooves:
“On this day in music history: May 1, 1967 - Elvis Presley marries Priscilla Beaulieu in a civil ceremony at the Aladdin Hotel in Las Vegas, NV. The ceremony lasts only eight minutes and is attended by a small group of family and... behindthegrooves:
“On this day in music history: May 1, 1967 - Elvis Presley marries Priscilla Beaulieu in a civil ceremony at the Aladdin Hotel in Las Vegas, NV. The ceremony lasts only eight minutes and is attended by a small group of family and... behindthegrooves:
“On this day in music history: May 1, 1967 - Elvis Presley marries Priscilla Beaulieu in a civil ceremony at the Aladdin Hotel in Las Vegas, NV. The ceremony lasts only eight minutes and is attended by a small group of family and...

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On this day in music history: May 1, 1967 - Elvis Presley marries Priscilla Beaulieu in a civil ceremony at the Aladdin Hotel in Las Vegas, NV. The ceremony lasts only eight minutes and is attended by a small group of family and friends, followed by a press conference and reception attended by one hundred guests. The bride wears a floor length white chiffon wedding gown (of her own design), trimmed in seed pearls, topped with a three foot long white tulle veil and a rhinestone tiara. The groom wears a black brocade silk tuxedo and black western boots. The couple honeymoon in Palm Springs immediately after. Nine months to the day after their wedding, Priscilla gives birth to their only child, a daughter named Lisa Marie. After six years together, the marriage breaks down and the couple grow apart. Priscilla files for divorce in October of 1973.

“The hours between 12am and 6am
have a funny habit of making you feel
like you’re either on top of the world,
or under it.”
Beau Taplin, “The Hours Between
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heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

actual highschool party I’ve been to 

person: I brought beer!

people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh

person: want some?!?!

Me: no I don’t drink

person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA

On the bus:
Dude: Do you want a cigarette?
Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die.
Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

6th period math: 

friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?

me: nah I’m good. 

friend: cool.

Lunch

Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??

Us: not really

Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here

Guy: do you want a cigarette?

Me: I don’t smoke

Guy: good, don’t start

(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)

Seriously I was pressured into reading the Twilight books 1000x more than any drugs or alcohol

The last one

DARE gave me severely unrealistic expectations about what it’s like when your friends start doing drugs.

There was one time I was super stoned and tried to get my friend Jenny to smoke, but she didn’t, and I pushed a little. There were like five of us hanging out in a car smoking, and she was the only one not doing it, and I wanted her to join in on the fun. The next day I told her how proud of I was of her for not backing down and apologized for being a jerk and trying to pressure her. She thanked me for apologizing and forgave me and we hugged and cried together.

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The Signs as Untranslatable Spanish Words.

sasstrologyquing:

• Aries: Entrecejo: The space between the eyebrows.

• Taurus: Estrenar: To use or wear something for the first time.

• Gemini: Tutear: To refer to someone, usually an older person, by informal tu instead of formal usted.

• Cancer: Enmadrarse: When a child is very attached (emotionally) to their mother.

• Leo: Friolento: To be overly-sensitive to the cold.

• Virgo: Vergüenza Ajena: To feel embarrassed for someone even if they don’t feel embarrassed themselves.

• Libra: Te Quiero: More than “I like you,” less than “I love you,” and not as cheesy as “I really like you.”

• Scorpio: Morbo: A morbid fascination.

• Sagittarius: Trasnochar: To stay up all night.

• Capricorn: Antier/Anteayer: The day before yesterday.

• Aquarius: Militar: When used as a verb, it means to be active in a group, usually for a political cause. It’s similar to an advocate, but not quite the same.

• Pisces: Empalagarse: To be disgusted by how sweet something is.

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“Do you know how much thinking and feeling I’ve done? It’s terrible. And nothing’s come of it.”
— Andrei Platonov, Happy Moscow
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There’s a 24-hour pie vending machine in Texas. Every day, Berdoll Pecan Farm stocks the machine full of fresh, full-size pecan pies as a convenient way for people to get their homemade pies at any time of day. The machine is also hard to miss, because it’s right by a statue of a giant squirrel holding a pecan. Source Source 2

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….i have never seen this in my life. Found my new mini road trip destination.

@efbombmom
how about a pie vending machine.

Oh my mother fucking GOD! PIE!!! 😍😍

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“I was supposed to be having the time of my life.”
“It wasn’t my day. My week. My month. My year. My life. God damn it.”